Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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