his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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