no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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