Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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