so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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