I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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