White coat. Heels.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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