dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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