Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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