is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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