i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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