But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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