A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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