I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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