Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
