Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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