you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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