great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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