So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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