So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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