All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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