She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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