that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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