Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's rum buckets o'clock
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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