guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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