I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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