sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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