Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Randomize
