just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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