): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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