My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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