I want to stick my p in your. b.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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