i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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