I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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