You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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