i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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