The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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