K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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