Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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