I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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