Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Randomize
