How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
i think im in europe. pls send help
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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