Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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