I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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