So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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