She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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