PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
my mouth tastes like poor choices
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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