Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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