Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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