quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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