This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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