seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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