I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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