You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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