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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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